Young Dies Oldest Man

No, this isn't a story about the youth giving an old guy a new hair color. Apparently the oldest man in Minnesota passed away Wednesday, and his name was Charles Young. Young was 110. That is, Young was old. This joke has officially worn out its welcome right about... well, about three sentences ago. (Or was it one century ago... okay, four sentences ago.)

(Be sure to read the article, though; at the end you'll find the obligatory Lesson in Longevity.)