Parallel Question Pair of the Day

• If Hillary Clinton is elected President, what would be more significant: that she would be the first woman ever elected president, or that she would be the first spouse of a former president ever elected president?
  
  
• If Hillary Clinton is elected President, what would Bill Clinton be called: President Clinton, former president Clinton, First Lady, First Gentleman, First Willy, Second Lady, Second Fiddle, Vagina, or He Who Wears The Skirt In This Relationship, Just As It's Always Been, Except Now Also In The Metaphorical Sense?