Saturday, July 30, 2005

Saddam Tastes Swift Jab of Justice

Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was attacked by an unidentified man after questioning by the Iraqi special tribunal on Thursday, his lawyers say.
I can only assume the "unidentified man" was Donald Rumsfeld, and that the following harsh verbal exchange took place during the skirmish:

Rumsfeld: Jerk!
Hussein: Liar!
R: You're the liar!
H: Nuh-uh! You are!
R: Takes one to know one!
H: You said I'd always be president!
R: You said you'd keep the killing to a minimum!
H: Did not!
R: Did so!
H: Tell me Donny, do you sleep in bed with George every night, or curled up on the floor next to his bed?
R: I sleep in bed with your mom... who's a Kurd!
H: I'ma beat you good!
R: Bring it on!
H: Hey! Get your hands off me, guard! He started it!
R: Don't touch me! I'm an American!
H: Hey, Donny, gimme a call, okay? We'll talk this over!

Finally, in a shrewd legal move sure to win major points with the judge, Saddam's lawyers have given the former despot a pair of black thick-framed glasses to wear at the trial. Nothing says, "I swear, I didn't gas any Kurds or break countless international laws!" like a slick new haircut and big nerd specs:

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that guy taught me English 102.

(I just thought of that joke.)

7/31/2005 09:18:00 PM  

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