Whispers from the Tin Foil Hat

Psst!
Hurricane Katrina was intentionally generated by President Bush and his powerful foes of the environment using years of slow and methodical greenhouse gas emissions in a cunning attempt to jack up oil prices, thereby creating more revenues for oil producers, thereby increasing the amount of Republican campaign contributions, thereby ultimately increasing Bush's chance for re-election, which will be made possible once the Constitution is amended to allow a third term on the grounds that it would be imprudent to change horses midstream since the nation just had a major crisis merely three years ago and since the president is a horse.
Pass it on.

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