Whispers from the Tin Foil Hat

Psst! President Bush's mission to make himself the lifelong ruler of a theocratic America is merely the first step in a far greater plan that will involve, among other things, a mass effort to convert homosexuals (to the Republican Party), the annointing of Pat Robertson and Michael Moore as joint chairmen of the Board of Insanity, the creation of a permanent congressional task force to look into the use of congressional task forces, the requirement that every child in America attend the massive public school to be built in Texas that will, as Bush will put it, "finally teach kids the way I want them to be taught," and finally, the use of the yet-to-be-built lunar space station as a war base in the fight to overthrow the Pope and his sinful minions, and thereby make Bush the greatest religious ruler since King Henry VIII. Pass it on.


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