Parallel Question Pair of the Day

• If Count Chocula and The Count from Sesame Street joined forces, would they become the most powerful vampire duo in the world, or would they squander all their time together laughing that laugh they laugh so well?


• If Cap'n Crunch and Captain Morgan joined forces, would they become the most powerful pirate duo in the world, or would Morgan ultimately throw Crunch overboard after getting sick of all the nagging?


• Bonus follow-up question: Will using Cap'n Crunch to make Captain and Cokes be the next sensation to sweep the nation's bars, or will it quickly end when people realize they lose their buzz and their teeth?

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