Parallel Question Pair of the Day
- How long will it be before the vast left-wing conspiracy and the vast right-wing conspiracy join forces and fly this country to freedom?
- How long will it be before the vast left-wing conspiracy and the vast right-wing conspiracy are revealed to be the same conspiracy, run by head conspirator Dick Cheney, who isn't really evil, it turns out, but just likes to cause trouble?
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posted by jereminate at 1:14 PM
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How long will it be before the vast armchair politician conspiracy of not updating websites and the vast baby sweatshirt conspiracy of not updating websites will combine into one vast conspiracy to no longer update websites and you won't even be able to leave comments to complain about it?
Zero days, give or take a month.
In a stunning new development, baby sweatshirt, in the midst of a vast double conspiracy, updates his website but doesn't tell the armchair politician to do the same. The armchair politician, wrought with shame, crawls into his armchair and calls Dr. Kevorkian.
As a side note, Dr. Kevorkian was too busy to call on the armchair politician because he was updating his website.
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