Fake Blogger Adds to Fake Political Blog After Real Absence Due to Fake Reasons

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believe by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician was not posted the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:

In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.

When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had words to say.