The Armchair is Empty
This site isn't going anywhere, and perhaps the Armchair will be filled again someday. But, for now, simply enjoy the posts that were.
[Unfortunately, the FCC has deemed the content of this piece too controversial for the internet. Although they admit that they have no official control over the internet, one spokesperson said, "What are you gonna do? Stop us?" President Bush was purportedly quoted as saying, "They must ab-stain from odd scenes. Heh, heh. ... Huh? Yeah, I know I meant obb scenes."]
In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believe by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician was not posted the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had this to say:In an alarming move that few will notice, the Armchair Politician posted a story to the blog, The Armchair Politician, today. This comes after a 4.5-month absence. While the blog is not widely read, rumors still surfaced. Primary among them was the rumor believed by most to be true: that the Armchair Politician had not posted to the blog during that absence.
When asked to comment on the surprising--but unsurprisingly unimportant--new addition, the blogger had words to say.