Saturday, August 27, 2005

Potential Aught-Eight Presidential Candidate

The time has come to get this potential aught-eight presidential candidate out of the way. Perhaps if this case is settled now, it will never be raised again. Right. And the dead will never be raised again either.



Hillary "Power Whore" Rodham Clinton. If the Democrats do indeed end up latching onto this specimen, the reasoning will be clear: "In 2004, we went for the candidate who most felt had the best chance of winning. That didn’t work. It’s time for Plan B: The Clinton Project."

The critical point with Hillary is that the decision to endorse her cannot be made based on what the Democrats think they want, but on how far they believe the Republicans are willing to go to prevent her from becoming president. Keep in mind that they did manage to impeach a very popular Clinton during his second term as president. What evidence is there to show that they won’t go to any length to keep his wife out of office? Other than it would make for a fun, headline-filled four years?

Red-Blue America is myth. But that doesn't mean a majority of Americans are ready for a woman of Hillary's... caliber... to run the nation. Particularly in a time of war.

Speaking of eternal war and testosterone and raising the dead... maybe the real potential aught-eight presidential candidate for this segment is... John Wayne. Go on, try to argue that every single member of the "Greatest Generation" wouldn’t show up on election day to hoist the Duke onto that biggest of war horses we call the American Presidency.




Previous Potentials:
Big Bird
George W. Bush
Charles Barkley

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